hockeyhermit:

sealcat:

the problem with sports is that they will almost never work out the way you hope they do but it’s pretty much impossible to stop caring once you’ve started caring and you end up sitting on your couch asking the intermission panel how this happened to you

I have never read anything more true.

dropthosegloves:

dropthosegloves:

IGGY IGGY IGGY CAN’T YOU SEE

SOMETIMES YOUR GOALS JUST HYPNOTIZE ME

AND I JUST LOVE YOUR TWO GOAL GAMES

GUESS THAT’S WHY WE TOOK YOU FROM THE FLAMES

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

hockeyhermit:

I am more of a walking dictionary of sarcasm and hockey stats than I am human.